This was at the Michigan concert lol
LMAAAO, she forreal started recording them
she is one of us.
That one friend that acts out when boys are around
There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.
I hate when I go see a movie and people ask what’s going to happen next like we haven’t watched the same amount of the fucking movie.
This is my mother with any movie or tv show.
Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad